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TheHockerMan

Answer to lifes many questions

Posted by TheHockerMan Nov. 11, 2009 @ 5:28 PM EST

I Have A Penis.

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Nov. 11, 2009 | 8:49 PM thespammer says:

Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel). The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization. The process is detrimental to the female's health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. The injection of sperm and ejaculatory fluids into the hemocoel can also trigger an immune reaction in the female. Bedbugs, which reproduce solely by traumatic insemination, have evolved a pair of sperm-receptacles, known as the spermalege. The spermalege reduce the damage to the female bedbug during traumatic insemination.

The evolutionary origins of traumatic insemination are disputed. Although it evolved independently in many invertebrate species, traumatic insemination is most highly adapted and thoroughly studied in bedbugs, particularly Cimex lectularius. Traumatic insemination is not limited to male-female couplings, or even couplings of the same species. Both homosexual and inter-species traumatic inseminations have been observed. Traumatic insemination has been likened to human sadomasochism, stabbing, and rape behaviors. However, such coercive sex practices are common in nature and provide sperm competition, enable bypassing the mating plug, and overcome female resistance to being mated.

Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:34 PM TheHockerMan responds:

ill remember that for later


Nov. 13, 2009 | 4:19 PM kanamomashouse says:

holy fucking ew. Whats wrong with her face.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 6:23 PM TheHockerMan responds:

we were making sweet love and i accidently put it in her ear and her face just kinda stayed like that for a couple of days


Nov. 13, 2009 | 6:43 PM The-spammer says:

A strap-on dildo (also strap-on, dildo harness) is a dildo designed to be worn, usually with a harness, during sexual activity. Harnesses and dildos are made in a wide variety of styles, with variations in how the harness fits the wearer, how the dildo attaches to the harness, as well as various features intended to facilitate stimulation of the wearer or a sexual partner.
A strap-on dildo can be used for a wide variety of sexual activities, including solo or mutual masturbation, as well as penetrative oral, anal, or vaginal sex. Sexual lubricant is often used to ease insertion.

Strap-on dildos can be used by people of any sex or gender, upon people of any sex or gender. A person who does not have a penis may use a strap-on, as may a person whose penis does not allow for penetration, whether due to size or function. A person who does not want to use their penis for penetration may instead use a strap-on; this may include some trans women. Trans men may use strap-on dildos in order to facilitate experiencing sexual activity as many biological males do. People who are genderqueer or enjoy gender-bending may use a strap-on during sex in order to enjoy related forms of gender expression. Strap-on dildos are also used in kink scenes: those involving forced feminization of a man may involve the use of a strap-on upon that man, while those involving orgasm denial may involve a man using a strap-on upon a partner, to limit the amount of sexual stimulation which that man receives.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 6:49 PM TheHockerMan responds:

i know i had one in my buttocks earlier.


Nov. 13, 2009 | 9:36 PM Magnet-Boy says:

Welcome to troubadour.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 9:38 PM TheHockerMan responds:

you wanna clip my toenails?


Nov. 14, 2009 | 12:44 AM TheHockerMan says:

I Would Like to see it Hilary yes i would


Nov. 22, 2009 | 10:34 PM dante224 says:

thats a piece of hamburger that you got on your pants...

Nov. 23, 2009 | 3:24 PM TheHockerMan responds:

in my house we refer to that as an omellet filled with DICK JUICE


Nov. 24, 2009 | 4:48 PM TheHockerMan says:

SOMEONE LICK MY ANUS SO I CAN FLY TO JUPITER TO GET MORE STUPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR
bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmmm mmmm


Nov. 25, 2009 | 4:38 PM k0mat0se says:

xDDD so radnom

Nov. 25, 2009 | 5:02 PM TheHockerMan responds:

it's because i'm gay wanna make out with my dog?


Nov. 25, 2009 | 11:49 PM deathhold333 says:

DO YZOU LIKES MUDKIPZ?

Nov. 26, 2009 | 10:29 AM TheHockerMan responds:

i like dick and thats about it


Dec. 28, 2009 | 3:53 PM HauntedV says:

ummm...................pie?

Dec. 29, 2009 | 12:55 PM TheHockerMan responds:

Why don't we make love like we used too?

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